2008-04-24

I was thinking that if my dog was a famous dog, like p.diddy famous, she would have (instead of an umbrella handler) a pee handler, who would totally take care of her excited and/or lazy peeing episodes.

This would save me from morning floor sponging. So now the question is how she will earn the big money that will yield funds to hire a pee handler. Perhaps a strip club named for the owner? Lola B's? Or a garden statuary outfit?

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